No Señor Apache

The song "No Señor Apache" by Los Apson is a humorous narrative that tells the story of a reluctant participant in a battle between cavalry and Apache Indians. The lyrics depict a character who is clearly out of place in the conflict, expressing his desire to avoid violence and the comical attempts to negotiate with the opposing side. The repeated refrain, "No señor apache, no me pegue usted," which translates to "No, Mr. Apache, please don't hit me," underscores the character's plea for mercy and his unpreparedness for battle.

The song uses humor to explore themes of cowardice, the absurdity of war, and the individual's struggle against societal expectations. The protagonist's mother's advice to "go and fight" reflects the pressure to conform to traditional notions of bravery and masculinity, while his own instincts tell him to avoid the fight. The mention of a haircut appointment at six o'clock adds a layer of absurdity, highlighting the character's mundane concerns in the face of life-threatening danger.

Culturally, the song may also be commenting on the historical conflicts between Native Americans and settlers or soldiers. The use of the term "quimosabi," a mispronunciation of the Lone Ranger's catchphrase "kemosabe," which means "faithful friend" or "trusty scout," adds to the comedic effect, as the character desperately tries to find common ground with the Apache. The song's lighthearted approach to a serious subject matter allows listeners to reflect on the futility of violence and the human desire to avoid conflict.