No Señor Apache

On that famous day
The cavalry was launched
Into a cruel fight
But when the Indians arrived
From behind, a trembling voice
Started to say:
"What am I doing here?"

No Mr. Apache,
Please don't hit me.
No Mr. Apache,
It will hurt me.

I didn't want to come
I knew they were going to beat me
But my mom told me:
"Come on, son, go fight"

No Mr. Apache,
Don't be so cruel (ohhh, uhhh!)

Hey!
What will be the Indian word for "friend"?
Mmm, yes, "quimosabi", that's it!, "quimosabi"
Listen to me! I, quimosabi! (tsss!)
(Glup!) no, that's not it,
Mr. Apache,
How about we see each other next week?
Hey Pancho, duck! (tsss!)
Poor guy!
That's what happens for being stubborn
With such a nice hairstyle.

Everyone in the fight showed
Great fierceness and great courage
Except for one who with a trembling voice
Kept saying:
"What am I doing here?"

No Mr. Apache
I didn't come to fight,
Listen Mr. Apache
Let's make a deal.

If you want I can leave
I have an appointment at 6
And I wouldn't like to arrive
Dead or shaved as you're going to leave me.

No Mr. Apache,
Don't be so cruel (ohhh, uhhh!)

Listen friend!
If you don't leave me alone
I'm very good at killing wild Indians (tsss!)
Ha-ha, bad joke, right? (tsss!) (glup!)
(Tsss!) (goodbye... I've given up...)