Algo Hay Que Comer

I really love animals
I want them to live well
Ignoring their fate
In the fields, stress-free

I adore animals
But I love to eat
And perfectly cooked meat
Is what drives me crazy

I like fish, birds
Veal and suckling pig
Lamb's sweetbreads
And goat on the grill

'Cause there's gotta be something to eat
And lettuce has feelings too
Even if it doesn't seem like it
If I gotta die
I’d prefer
To be eaten by a crocodile
One of those from the Nile

Humans are omnivores
And we can eat anything
As long as it’s chewable
Any critter can be a delicacy

Seafood and reptiles
Mollusks and sea monsters
Any egg that isn’t square
Ostrich or caviar

'Cause there's gotta be something to eat
And tomatoes have feelings too
Even if they don’t show it
If I gotta die
I’d love to be eaten by piranhas
I enjoy feeding them

'Cause there's gotta be something to eat
And onions have feelings too
Even if they don’t express them
If I gotta die
I’d like to be eaten by a white tiger
'Cause it’s a pretty cat