La Paella

In my town they celebrated
last night a big banquet
but they didn't invite me
they told me
go away

They had agreed at ten
I was there since seven
they all went to the brothel
I used the toilet
as a pot

But a whore saw me
a certain Gabriela
d she told everyone
that I peed
in the paella

I couldn't resist it
I needed to pee
pee
they didn't want to invite me
I just had to pee

And at the time of serving
the mayor saw that they
while he was getting fed up
were rejecting the paella

The mayor got up
got Gabriela by the neck
of course she got scared
and spilled the beans about the paella

And now I'm here hanging
from the branch of a little tree
thank goodness I entertain myself
seeing my dick so stiff

I couldn't resist it
I needed to pee
pee
they didn't want to invite me
I just had to pee