Mi Tamagochi (La Chacharita)

Shuffling among junk
I checked out a little trinket
It had slanted eyes
Whistled really funny
It's a bit cheeky
The seller told me
I put it in my backpack
And brought it to my place
I checked it wasn't fake
I gave it a touch-up
By sheer luck, I squeezed a gadget
The more I played with it
The cooler its buzzer sounded
How cool its buzzer sounds!

I broke my piggy bank to fulfill its whims
I checked out night work, sold my junker
No junk food, just fancy lunch
My dude sipped champagne or chardonnay

I put it on my chest, and in a cuddle
I felt it squeaking, something fishy was going on
It puffed up its cheeks, let out a lousy squeal
No matter how much I squeezed
My gadget wouldn't work

My Tamagotchi is screwed!

I went straight crying to a shaman
In a rundown hut, he had a niche
He cast a spell and my dude whistled again
How cool that my dude whistled again!

I arrived jokingly at my girl's place
I said what's up, flat-nose, I thought it wouldn't whistle?
I asked her to check it while I worked
Something crooked was going on, and I didn't suspect

Chucky got in
It was the shaman's spell
He stalked us with his knife
The darn jackal
He stabbed my girl
Burned down my house
But the worst part was
That he stabbed my trust

My Tamagotchi is screwed!