Son Todos Fachos, Menos Yo

18 years old, just graduated
From the national school
I live in Belgrano with my folks
Capitalism's had enough!

I get up
Not too early
I smoke a cigar
I wish I were Cuban

I cry online
For the Africans
I'm a little red
A bit Martian

I have an iPhone, as my phone
I criticize the system on Instagram
I drive Dad's Mercedes
When I'm hungry
I call up Rappi

I rally for legal abortion
But my friends give me dirty looks
Is it because I covered for that friend who abused?
I'm not an enemy, I'm an ally

Dude, I can't stand you anymore
Get to work
Freeloader, stop your activism
And learn to cook

I remember happily
A couple of years ago
Taking over the school
Empowered
Demanding the resignation
Of the vice-dean
That old fascist
Thank God he got fired!

We reclaimed the student center
Pernod and vodka
Rights won

10 takeovers a year
The weed from the bathroom
I've always been a bit
Revolutionary

I studied at the national
Now I'm signing up at Dítela
I support Del Caño
Also Manuela

I backpack
All over Europe
I celebrate Evita
Denounced Roca

Grabois and Ofelia
My role models
Death to the cops
A different kind of guy

They think I'm vegan
Enough with the Vatican
And Yankees oppressing
The Venezuelans

Dude, I can't stand you anymore
Get to work
Freeloader, stop your activism
And learn to cook

Mom and Dad
Work all day
They have a business
Extracting surplus value

They're kinda fascist
I don't like them much
I'm not like them
I'm a worker

Rebellious kid
You’re wearing me out
You want to change the world
And your room's a mess

Your dishes in the sink
The maid cleans them
Your clothes get hung up
Ironed and washed

The PS4
We paid for it
Your trip to Europe
We funded it

We decorated the principal
So you wouldn't get kicked out
For smoking in the bathroom

Making a living
I swear it’s tough
You were born
With life all set

You're not a businessman
Nor a worker
More than revolutionary
You're just a loser

Dude, I can't stand you anymore
Get to work
Freeloader, stop your activism
And learn to cook

They're all fascists
Except me
They're all fascists
Except me

They're all fascists
They're all fascists
They're all fascists
Except me

They're all fascists
Except me
They're all fascists
Except me

They're all fascists
They're all fascists
They're all fascists
Except me

Feimann's a fascist
Milei's a fascist
Espert's a fascist
Ruggeri's a fascist

My dad's a fascist
My grandpa's a fascist
My dog’s a fascist
They're all fascists!

They're all fascists
Except me
They're all fascists
Except me

They're all fascists
They're all fascists
They're all fascists
Except me

They're all fascists
Except me
They're all fascists
Except me

They're all fascists
They're all fascists
They're all fascists
Except me