Pancho Rivera

Dirty hat
Shirt untucked
Dirty underwear
He's Pancho Rivera
Tire sandals
With four straps
Drunk to scare
Better not see him

Everyone in town avoids him
He's very dangerous because of his loose tongue
He throws garlic and onions wildly
Even the kids call him the boogeyman

And if there's a wedding, he's the first one there
Inside the church, with his hat on
And even if he's not invited, he crashes the party
To drink tequila and mezcal with a kick

Dirty hat
Shirt outside
Dirty underwear
He's Pancho Rivera
Tire sandals
With four straps
Drunk to scare
Better not see him

He's never been married or had a girlfriend
Women say he's a freeloader
And he doesn't like hard work
He's a specialist in lying down

He says he's friends with important people
From governors and beyond
But he never speaks about his feelings for them
Because if he does, they'll knock his teeth out

He barely survives eating whatever's available
Pieces of watermelon, melon, and papaya
They say Don Pancho is happy in his own way
As long as he can lift his elbow