El Compa Tony

My buddy Tony
Doesn't want to leave the bathroom
He's panicking
Just wants to keep snorting
He keeps losing the list
But doesn't want to listen
I tell him to calm down
He's gonna get stuck
Because he absorbs a lot
And needs to slow down
He won't see reason
Prefers to be really messed up

I don't know how long
This bag of coke will last him
The only thing I know
Is to save the weed
In case the coke runs out
He already has the joint ready

*A shoutout to all those
Who don't like to see reason
Tell them to stop, buddy*

By the way he talks
I know he's really messed up
People are noticing
And it's embarrassing me
I signal with my hand
For him to stop talking

Finally, he took a good swig
And fell asleep
I hope he doesn't wake up
At least not this Sunday
I've spent a lot of time
Taking care of him like a child

I don't know how long
This bag of coke will last him
The only thing I know
Is to save the weed
In case the coke runs out
He already has the joint ready...