Él Se Llama Don José

He shows up in the morning
Early in the morning
I’m still in bed
And he pulls me out of bed
He makes a fuss
He gets me all riled up
He drinks tea with milk
And I’m left with the milk!
He goes to the auctions
He’s crazy about the deals!

His name is Don José
His name is Don José

If I’m listening to a record
He gets a bit prickly
And if I’m doing nothing
He throws a damn fit
He goes to the beach
It costs him less cash
Through the union
It’s always way cheaper
If he buys some cheap crap
He pays with a card

His name is Don José
His name is Don José

Hey, hey Don José
How are you doing now?
Hey, hey Don José
How are you today?

His name is Don José
His name is Don José