Pastelon

Rotten and decadent, destroyed and stinky.
Throw the stench to the other side, you already have everyone dizzy.
I don't understand what you're saying, you almost just vomited.
Move from the sidewalk, it's already a complete mess.

You got kicked out for being a jerk and a loser.
You acted tough, but ended up on the ground.
Don't come at me with excuses, you haven't eaten.
From your mouth came out 2 well-chewed hot dogs.

PASTELLOON, PASTELON...PASTELON.

You ended up in a police station, and got beaten up for being a jerk.
You complained just in case, and got a smack.
You called home, they don't know what the hell is going on.
Your dad will be waiting for you, he'll give you a beating with a stick.

You ended up like a piñata, and peed all over yourself.
Instead of taking a nap, you went to another party.
They see you at the beach, totally wasted.
Get out of this bar soon, go home quickly.

PASTELLOON, PASTELON...PASTELON.