Sobacol

Onion and garlic, no soap
Monthly shower, bargain shampoo
Quick cat wash before hitting the dance floor
English cologne to impress

You're kicking with stinkbomb
Armpit. Stink. Disgusting

Unknown deodorant
Toothpaste forgotten
Clean hands are a no-go
Only 'pinen' you'll find

Leaves a trail of stench as he passes by
Even the cats want to puke

Gets on the bus, odor takes over
In summer, heat is his ally
Unaware, it's natural
Today, bacteria are having a party

Rotten cheese oozes from his feet
Time for a bath, end of the month