Toy Con Caña

It was a lot of partying, it was a lot of beer
Now I feel neither head nor tail
I don't remember anything from the whole night
They are vague memories of what happened
I summoned Guajardo more than once
I pronounced his name without delicacy
Now they call me for lunch
And I can't even stop myself

I play with a cane, I can't sleep
I play with a cane, I want to die
I'm playing with a cane, bring a doctor
I play with a cane, it's getting worse

I don't remember anything, I don't remember anything
Except the TV turned itself off
Now I'm having a beer for breakfast
To compose the half-round
I don't understand what's happening
This is a joke I must be dreaming
This is not my house, this is not my bed
The only thing that is certain is my rod