Maldito Cumpleaños

You were always a very ordinary girl
Serious depressions at the age of twenty
Who would have imagined that they would affect you so much?
Your respectable family
Had given you a convertible
Forget your depression and let's go on a trip

A navy blue Alfa-Romeo
You'll be the envy of all your neighbors
Cheer up a bit, you've left your family worried

Suddenly we got on the highway
I thought it was a mistake in my sight
You changed direction, Watch out for that truck!

What have I done to deserve this?
You went into the opposite lane
If you're going to commit suicide, I don't want to go with you

Bad, bad, damned birthday
Bad, bad, damned twenty years
Now I'm a test pilot at a wheelchair factory
Bad, bad, damned birthday
Bad, bad, damned twenty years
Now I'm a test pilot at a wheelchair factory

They managed to dodge you three trucks
The fourth one was loaded with peaches
I just woke up, I'm in a hospital

They told me you came out unscathed
That it was your St. Teresa medal
Well, look at me, I look like Tutankhamun

Don't come to me now saying you were depressed
Wait until you're forty if you want to be suicidal
My cousin fainted when she saw that I was here, completely plastered

My revenge will be like a Palestinian
I filled my wheelchair with explosives
You're coming out of your building, get ready to explode

A jerk was waiting for you in a Ford Fiesta
I jumped from the top of the hill
Back in the hospital, the bomb didn't explode

Bad, bad, damned birthday
Bad, bad, damned twenty years
Now I'm a test pilot at a wheelchair factory
Bad, bad, damned birthday
Bad, bad, damned twenty years
Now I'm a test pilot at a wheelchair factory