La fiesta medieval

Come to the bash, the medieval bash.
I have a castle with walnut tables.
We'll eat meat and drink wine
and the waitresses will weigh 200 pounds.
Blondes with braids, busty blondes,
it will be the best party in the whole area.
We're going to stuff ourselves with food and drink,
and we'll have a great, great, great time.
Come to the bash, the medieval bash.
We're going to get wasted.
Eat with your hands, eat with your fingers,
there won't be napkins or napkin holders.
We'll have a war of chicken thighs,
of loaves of bread, of crab shells,
full throttle until dawn,
and we'll have a great, great, great time.
The medieval bash,
the medieval bash.
The medieval bash,
the medieval bash.