Mi Venganza Está Cerca

I always invited you out for dinner
For snacks and breakfast too
But you never did for me

Everything seemed to be going well
Despite all the flaws
That I put up with

And I remember your nose was about to grow
When you said there'd never be another like me

My revenge is near and you'll understand
That you deserve a punishment
And one thing is true
I'm not as dumb as you think I am
I'm not as dumb as you think I am

But soon I started to suspect
I noticed there was a fly buzzing
In my ear

You always took forever to come back
From that gym where you went to do
Bodybuilding

One day I went and found out you were cheating on me
With your trainer
That dude had to be a foot taller than me

My revenge is near and you'll understand
That you deserve a punishment

And one thing is true
I'm not as dumb as you think I am
I'm not as dumb as you think I am
I'm not as dumb as you think I am
I'm not as dumb as you think I am