Cueca Picante

I like the good life, the party and the gossip
But I like even more the girls whose churrines show through
Hey buddy!

I like to dance the cueca with one leg well arranged
But there's always the empty-headed bitch who doesn't catch on

A little while ago I had a drink
And I was lucky, I ate a steak
But now I'm about to shit myself, I forgot I was dirty

If you experienced the shitty fonda and the 18th, you're celebrating
If you don't dance a cueca right here, you'll leave shitting yourself
We went to hell with the first little cueca
For all those little idiots who don't know how to dance cueca
Here we're going to teach you how to dance, you idiots
And those idiots who don't have a handkerchief
Damn with comfort, asshole
It's a shame that the American idiots
Come to dance cueca
And we, who are Chileans, damn it
Have to dance, damn it!
Come on, motherfucker!
Any idiot who stays seated
Foot in the ass, they'll get it
Now!
This is the invitation part
The man approaches the lady
To invite her to dance a cueca
Go ahead!
Ready!
Take the lady's arm, take the lady's arm
That's it! And now comes the walk
The walk, damn it, is such a simple thing
Like you go with the girl, damn it
over there, to the front
while all the other idiots whistle
you walk her, on the dance floor
now comes the applause, that's it!
You stay in front and the girl applauds
Looking her in the eyes, damn it (not at the tits)
Waiting for the guy to start singing
I'll let you know when this shit starts
Now, damn it!
This is the beginning of the turn, damn it!
The beginning is a complete big turn, damn it!
Returning to the starting point where the two idiots were at the beginning
After the first turn comes the sweeping
Which is the strong part of the first part
The movement is in a half moon
The man follows the lady, damn it, according to the side
That she chooses, damn it
She's in charge of this shit
The step is smooth
Both dancers, damn it, slightly drag their feet pointed
And crossing the legs, damn it!
In case anything comes out, damn it, you have to cross them, damn it
Prepare for the first turn
But when the guy shouts, the one who's singing says turn!
Not yet, damn it!
Both slightly separate and start a figure eight turn
(in eight?) yes, in eight, damn it
when the huasos shout turn, damn it (aaaa)
(turn!) now, damn it, see!
Give yourself the turn in eight
That's it, perfect
This shit has to go along with the brushing
The brushing, damn it, is a dragging of the feet down
Between crossed but with more intensity
like preparing for the zapateo that's coming, damn it!
Watch out, the turn is coming!
(turn!) here comes the zapateo
the zapateo, damn it, in a half moon
the man hits the floor hard, damn it, with his heel, damn it!
in the lady, damn it, the zapateo is smoother
now we're getting closer to the end, damn it!
this is the last turn, listen!
(turn!) that's it!
In this one they do a half turn, damn it
And the two lovebirds stay close together holding hands, damn it!
See, it was easy, damn it!

Now, if you want, damn it, you can touch the girl's butt, take her to a motel, do whatever you want, but you learned the cueca damn well!