Papito Corazón

He was the most handsome in the neighborhood
And he slept with every girl around
He couldn't resist any panties
Not a lesbian nor a gay
What a divine gift this guy had

At every party he showed up when he was hot
He would conquer the best girl in his power
He was a very distinguished master
To leave babies without a last name
With money he used to act like a fool

Until one day the police went looking for him
And asked in bars, nobody knew
And they found him in a state of ecstasy
Here you are, handsome, off to jail

Daddy heart, damn you messed up
Daddy heart, you never expected it
Pleasure comes with a price, that's what you get for being stupid
Daddy heart, think about it five times
Daddy heart, the nine months thing
You have to be very shameless and a jerk

Better a wank in hand than a hundred crying babies
Better a wank in hand than a hundred crying babies
Daddy heart, that's what you get for being stupid [x2]

And you know, daddy hearts
Don't act like fools with those babies you're leaving around

And there was the stupid girl who paid bail
The crazy dick promised her he would change
Give me another chance,
I'm going to help my hundred children!
A week later this sack of shit was back to his old ways

And this smartass had no better idea
Than to hit on the general's niece [look how stupid he is]
Let me tell you what happened,
Another baby came into the world
And my buddy flew away like in the old days

And they hired a transvestite as bait
With a big butt, big tits, blonde hair
And my buddy fell flat like an egg
Oh what a surprise, the lady-killer, they made him a little hole

Daddy heart, damn you messed up
Daddy heart, you never expected it
Pleasure comes with a price, that's what you get for being stupid
Daddy heart, think about it five times
Daddy heart, the nine months thing
You have to be very shameless and a jerk

Better a wank in hand than a hundred crying babies
Better a wank in hand than a hundred crying babies
Daddy heart, that's what you get for being stupid [x2]

Did you get it, fools, or not?
Damn, at least, plasticize it, asshole!
Alright! Let's go