La reina del cahuin

Damn, there's always that nosy old lady
who spends all day snooping around
she won't even take a break to go to the bathroom
even if she needs to pee or poop
We didn't do shit!!!
Scratch your butt..
we went with the gossip queen and the... damn

The most gossipy old lady in the neighborhood
makes up and spreads gossip everywhere
makes up and spreads gossip everywhere
Beware of the woman who wants
to get pregnant
look, she got involved with me, the baker, and the gas guy
look, she got involved with me, the baker, and the gas guy

Damn, she's so nosy
this damn old lady
last time she left me, she left me in a mess
last time she left me, she left me in a mess

She made up that she saw me
cheating on my wife
deep down it was true but she had no reason that time
deep down it was true but she had no reason that time
And the guys from the neighborhood
just want to kick her out
If they smoke joints
she'll immediately report them
If they smoke joints
she'll immediately report them

Surely she has
nothing else to do
They exist in every neighborhood and surely you have one
They exist in every neighborhood and surely you have one

And that's why she deserves
to be the gossip queen
We dedicate this cueca because this story has come
to an end
We dedicate this cueca because this story has come to an end