Se le cayó el jabón

Dropped the soap
Here, my general
Dropped the soap
Dropped the soap

Since he was a kid
raised tough for his stuff
getting into fights
and on Sundays going to steal
grabbing girls' butts
at school taking advantage
to sneak off to the bathroom
and then go jerk off
Then he finished school
and went to serve
not even with a lamb's license
could he get out of it
They sent him quickly inside
to go watch over the north
everything had gone perfectly
until he had to shower
Dropped the soap, a soldier
caught him by surprise
Dropped the soap
I'm a f****t conscript
Dropped the soap
what will my general say
Dropped the soap
regretful?
no big deal

Never bend over, dumbass
in front of so many horny guys

And all things considered
it wasn't so bad
he got used to
getting it from behind
And his sex life was already
talk of the whole battalion
although he looked tough everyone
knew he was a f****t
And back from service to his
home he returned very attentive and submissive
his father noticed
my son, what have they done to you?
Oh daddy, in my life a miracle has happened
Dropped the soap, a soldier
caught him by surprise
Dropped the soap
I'm a f****t conscript
Dropped the soap
what will my general say
Dropped the soap
regretful?
no big deal

Dropped the soap, a soldier
caught him by surprise
Dropped the soap
I'm a f****t conscript
Dropped the soap
what will my general say
Dropped the soap
regretful?
no big deal