La tula chica

The following song has no relation to the performers or their members
Here comes the Small Dick.

This is the story of a friend of mine, ah!

You were judge, jury, and executioner
And you screwed me over because everyone found out
if what we had was intimate and personal
you didn't have to comment on my size
I who was always the charmer here in the neighborhood
and had all the ladies crazy
today they gossip and joke around
because of the rumor you started about me

That I had a small dick
that I didn't even tickle you
at the moment of making love
but you were a bottomless pit
not even your asterisk could give me
the most complete satisfaction
I still remember when you moaned
I know very well you weren't lying
only I made you see the blue sky
and this is how you repay me
you ruin my reputation
by saying my dick is small

on the guitar the soldier guitar

Faced with this situation, I had to operate
spending every last penny
and the doctor promised me
that I would have
the biggest dick on the planet
and after a week had passed
I looked and it was messed up
and I called the doctor right away for the mess he left me
(and what did he say)
what else do you want, you motherfucker, through the public health system

And my leg came to see me at the hospital
because she wanted me to surprise her
Without asking, she jumped on me
couldn't handle the heat
and suddenly she undressed the prey
I messed up trying to fix it
I didn't see her again, she left
And today it's talked about all over the neighborhood

That I had a small dick
that I didn't even tickle you
at the moment of making love
but you were a bottomless pit
not even your asterisk could give me
the most complete satisfaction
I still remember when you moaned
I know very well you weren't lying
only I made you see the blue sky
and this is how you repay me
you ruin my reputation
by saying my dick is small

In the end, it's true