Mostazeros
Los Picantes
Mustard Men
Mustard men, mustard men, are faggots dressed as gentlemen
Mustard men, mustard men, are white asses looking for gunmen
From the mustard men, beware (4 times)
Early in the morning he goes to work and gets in his car
Very well dressed and with slicked-back hair, he lights a cigarette
He steps on the gas and speeds over the pavement
Leaving marks on the cracks of the pavement
After 9 blocks, he stops the car in a strange way
He paints his lips and puts on mascara on his eyelashes
From his glove compartment, he takes out a fine perfume
And says, 'Oh, thank goodness I didn't forget the Vaseline'
From the building in front, a man approaches
Dark sunglasses and a massive body
Slightly annoyed, he taps on the tinted glass
Signaling to deactivate the central locking
When the woman got out of the car, she said, 'What's going on?'
And the gentle body shouted, 'I hate you, how late you are'
'I've been waiting here like an idiot for an hour, I would have left but luckily I still love you'
Mustard men, mustard men, are faggots dressed as gentlemen
Mustard men, mustard men, are white asses looking for gunmen
From the mustard men, beware (7 times)
Exactly at 9, they entered a cafe together
They had breakfast among the people, drank tea
They went unnoticed, as if nothing, they were two men
Very elegant but I can't say their names
In a hurry, one of them paid the bill
And they entered a motel around the corner
I can't resist anymore, I'm going to finish
And I, Cesar Antonio, can't either
Suddenly a noise, a very peculiar sound
It was one of their wives on the phone
'Hey darling, are you going to have lunch with me?'
'No, dear, I have a business deal to finalize'
When she hung up, they grabbed each other firmly, they tore each other apart
At that moment, the doorbell rang, who could it be?
'Good morning, the pisco sours are on the house, do you notice?'
Gonzalo Rey, you work here, damn, come in, come in
Mustard men, mustard men, are faggots dressed as gentlemen
Mustard men, mustard men, are white asses looking for gunmen
From the mustard men, beware (4 times)