Rock on the rocks

I love you, baby, so what do you say about that, huh?
Alright, I'll tell you: You've been really messed up with me
What's up, dude! (what's up!)
Sorry, darling, that was my buddy dude
I was telling you that you've been naughty, oh, yes, yes
That you don't deserve anything at all, oh, yes, yes
So you can get out of here, now! Oh, yes, yes
Our relationship is on the rocks, but I love you, baby

Two-year pause since this conversation

Come on, baby, let's have a few drinks
What's up, dude! (what's up!)
Isn't it symptomatic that just like two years ago
We run into dude? Well, you tell me, I'm all ears
Hey, wait a minute, Dude is talking to me
No way, dude! You're just running away
Now for real, baby, I love you
I love you because you've practiced sodomy and you admit it
Let's go find a justice of the peace and buy a kilo of condoms
Times are tough, and kicking her out, no, no, no, not that
Oh, this dude is such a pain, huh?
I'm coming back to you, put on this cassette in the meantime

Rock on the rocks, only the rock will survive
Rock on the rocks, only the rock will survive
'Cause you know I'm so lonely, so lonely and blue

Rockin' on the rocks and rockabilly all night
Rockin' on the rocks and rockabilly tonight
Rockin' on the rocks and hillbilly this night

Rockin' on the rocks and rockabilly those
Long, long, long, long, long and lonely nights

And everybody cut the cheese
And anybody eat the cheese

Rockin' on the rocks and rockabilly all night
Rockin' on the rocks and rockabilly tonight
Rockin' on the rocks and hillbilly this night

Rockin' on the rocks and rockabilly those
Long, long, long, long, long and lonely nights