El Corrido de La Cama

This song is dedicated
To the typical Creole conqueror
Who walks around the town
Hallucinating with his dad's car

If you
Always improvise
Drink alcohol in a hurry
Love your children
And hit your wife
This ballad is for you

It's about a tough guy
A real man
With a lot of chest hair
But as salty as can be
Because being tough turned against him

Today we are singing to you
The bed's ballad
We're not mocking you
And even though this is a serious ballad
We regret for censorship
Not to mention anything venereal

His name was
Ludovico, Abel Arsenio
Petronilo, Oliverio, Octavio
Gerson, Evaristo, Ducan William
Marlon Marvin, Agapito, Abelarmino
Macedonio, Juventino, Wenceslao Caledonio
Aureliano, Ursumauro, Fabriciano
Fidealucio, Hermenegildo, Soidocleto

But affectionately they called him Beto
And even though he never suffered from being forgotten
His full name was never known
He suffered all his life
Because by his name
Nobody liked him
He was so desperate
He wanted to get married
He hadn't tried

Ludovico, Abel Arsenio
Petronilo, Oliverio, Octavio
Gerson, Evaristo, Ducan William
Marlon Marvin, Agapito, Abelarmino
Macedonio, Juventino, Wenceslao Caledonio
Aureliano, Ursumauro, Fabriciano
Fidealucio, Hermenegildo, Soidocleto

Finally, he got married
But to a fetus
It's not known what Lola gave him
But it seems that it was his short name
Ugly, impatient woman
Had a low mental coefficient
Right from the start with a sharp knife
She had lost a breast in a street fight

Ludovico, Abel Arsenio
Petronilo, Oliverio, Octavio
Gerson, Evaristo, Ducan William
Marlon Marvin, Agapito, Abelarmino
Macedonio, Juventino, Wenceslao Caledonio
Aureliano, Ursumauro, Fabriciano
Fidealucio, Hermenegildo, Soidocleto

Embarrassed, he got married but in secret
He tried to get married at odd hours, don't be surprised
But he couldn't say his full name
When he started with his last name
The judge and the priest
Had already left
Since the paper wasn't signed
There was no choice
But to live together

Ludovico, Abel Arsenio
Petronilo, Oliverio, Octavio
Gerson, Evaristo, Ducan William
Marlon Marvin, Agapito, Abelarmino
Macedonio, Juventino, Wenceslao Caledonio
Aureliano, Ursumauro, Fabriciano
Fidealucio, Hermenegildo, Soidocleto

The honeymoon
Presented a challenge
It wasn't that he didn't feel lively
But the budget
Was indiscreet
Since they didn't have
For the Princess
They rented a suite at the inn
And since they were quite drunk
They focused
On one task
Unfortunately
Lola was curious
She messed up
Asking him something
Forgive me, she said if I'm intruding
But what's your full name?
Beto didn't even finish the task
Explaining the day he was baptized
How his mom
Ignored the father
He had a name
Out of all the possibilities

Ludovico, Abel Arsenio
Petronilo, Oliverio, Octavio
Gerson, Evaristo, Ducan William
Marlon Marvin, Agapito, Abelarmino
Macedonio, Juventino, Wenceslao Caledonio
Aureliano, Ursumauro, Fabriciano
Fidealucio, Hermenegildo, Soidocleto

It was not known
Who Beto's father was
It was expensive and unaffordable
To give gifts to everyone
On Father's Day
For crying his sorrows
He forgot
About the eager lady
And all cocky and as he was
With a knife
He chased him off the bed
If he doesn't take the message
Thinks it was a joke, we're sorry
He may die!
Because being macho
Today is the woman
Knows judo and self-defense
As a hobby
They send him to the hospital
Being macho is no longer convenient
In case he tries it
There he'll stick to it!
That in nine months
A baby will come out
Named

Ludovico, Abel Arsenio
Petronilo, Oliverio, Octavio
Gerson, Evaristo, Ducan William
Marlon Marvin, Agapito, Abelarmino
Macedonio, Juventino, Wenceslao Caledonio
Aureliano, Ursumauro, Fabriciano
Fidealucio, Hermenegildo, Soidocleto

And you wouldn't want to call him Beto