El Gran Bailarín

I saw her walking, dancing, singing and sweating on the rooftop
She's a girl who dances tango, but twerks
She stole my attention in the time of a quarter note
And she looked at me like you look at what you desire

And I, very lively, dancing to all the songs (olé)
Like a drunk gringo dances on his vacations
(Excuse me, I can't get drunk right now)
I distributed my body in all directions
And she told me: Boy, you dance badly with balls

Don't judge me for dancing because I'm not a dancer
A dolphin isn't judged for walking or cooking
And a politician isn't judged for not knowing how to lie

If I could, I would move like Will Smith did
Or learn a thousand ways to do the split (oh)
And a politician isn't judged for screwing up his country

So thank you very much
Thank you very much
Thank you very much
But I don't dance

I felt betrayed, very embarrassed and traumatized by this event
I could feel the big drop slowly coming down
I froze like a scared soldier in front of his sergeant
But every fool deserves another try

I forced my two feet to dance lambada against their will
And she made a face as if I stank
Unintentionally, I made a wrong step and stepped on her shoe (eh, it's called footwear)
And she asked the officer to kick me out of the dance floor

Don't judge me for dancing because I'm not a dancer
A dolphin isn't judged for walking or cooking
And a politician isn't judged for not knowing how to lie

If I could, I would move like Will Smith did
Or learn a thousand ways to do the split (oh)
And a politician isn't judged for screwing up his country

So thank you very much
Thank you very much
Thank you very much
But I don't dance

Let's not dance because I'll step on your feet
And your shoes are new
I better owe you and we'll dance later

Let's not dance because I'll step on your feet
And your shoes are new
I better owe you and we'll dance later

Let's not dance because I'll step on your feet (let's not dance on the feet)
And your shoes are new
I better owe you and we'll dance later (we'll dance later)

Let's not dance because I'll step on your feet (let's not dance on the feet)
And your shoes are new
I better owe you and we'll dance later (we'll dance later)

Let's not dance because I'll step on your feet (let's not dance on the feet)
And your shoes are new