El Celular

When you want to locate me
you must call this number
at any time and any place
because I always carry my cell phone

Don't call me at home at night
if I'm alone you shouldn't call
better call if I'm in the car
if I'm in a meeting or at the restaurant

Talk to me when there are many people
so everyone turns to look
in the car I seem influential
when they call me on my cell phone

I carry it at night and during the day
because it gives me personality
even if it doesn't have batteries anymore
it serves me just to show off

I go with my cell phone in hand
I look like a Roman from antiquity
as a high-level executive
has no presence without his cell phone

The boss gave it to me at work
because I am an executive
the truth is I'm about to crack
it controls me wherever I go

It also has its inconveniences
as your privacy ends
when the boss has an emergency
he takes me out of the bathroom, doesn't let me... think

I can't even go out with girls anymore
or go partying with my friends
my wife almost catches me
she has me marked with my cell phone