La Dieta
Los Tigres del Norte
The Diet
Chubby you? Oh, no
Just a little plump
I have a girlfriend who is always on a diet
Because she wants to lose weight at all costs
She says all her clothes are tight
I tell her to buy a bigger size
She's always counting calories
She needs to burn her body daily
She goes to aerobics class every day
And prefers to avoid carbohydrates
She asks for grapefruit and yogurt in the morning
Tomato and lettuce with whole wheat bread
Chicken breast for lunch
Sugar-free coffee for a snack
At night she looks very worn out
Because she's starving and can't hold on
I take her to eat pozole and toast
Another day the diet starts again
Chubby you? Nah
Who says? Just a little plump
I always go with her to run very early
And we also go to practice yoga
She's happy because she lost 30 grams
I'll end up just skin and bones
I've always liked her cute figure
Because she's not fat, just a little plump
I like to look at her from the front or the side
But I like to see her from behind the most
She asks for grapefruit and yogurt in the morning
Tomato and lettuce with whole wheat bread
Chicken breast for lunch
Sugar-free coffee for a snack
At night she looks very worn out
Because she's starving and can't hold on
I take her to eat pozole and toast
Another day the diet starts again
This is the never-ending story
I think you'll never 'lose weight
If you're not chubby, just a little plump
But I like to see you from behind
Look, my chubby, you're going to kill me
But I like to see you from behind
