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You'll Get Fat During Christmas

You had a whole year
To be able to lose weight
Today it's no longer relevant to think about that
Because Christmas has arrived
But don't worry, don't get depressed
So you can feel better
Think that one of your friends
Is surely worse off

Being a little chubby is not bad
And even less during Christmas

You never sweated at the gym
You just took pictures

You said you were on a diet
And you didn't stop eating

I recommend you not to weigh yourself
Because you might get scared
And don't look at yourself in the mirror
When you get out of the shower

Don't be sad anymore, what does it matter
The year is about to end

If you go shopping just remember
That you're already a size bigger
When there are selfies, don't take them
And always hide in the back

Wear a jacket or a thick sweater
That way you'll hide your belly
And a scarf will help you disguise
That double chin

If you couldn't lose weight
Even less during Christmas
You might as well have another tamale
And start over in a month

Don't worry, it's normal
To be fatter during Christmas
The belly is proportional
To joy and happiness

And we want to wish you today
A very Merry Christmas

  1. Canción Del Maestro
  2. Mañanitas Papá
  3. Si No Te Hubieras Hido
  4. Ya Deja El Celular
  5. Un Mundo Ideal Sin Celular
  6. Trusa
  7. Engordarás En Navidad
  8. Mañanitas Profe
  9. Eso y Mas
  10. El Hombre Reprimido
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