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You'll Get Fat During Christmas
You had a whole year
To be able to lose weight
Today it's no longer relevant to think about that
Because Christmas has arrived
But don't worry, don't get depressed
So you can feel better
Think that one of your friends
Is surely worse off
Being a little chubby is not bad
And even less during Christmas
You never sweated at the gym
You just took pictures
You said you were on a diet
And you didn't stop eating
I recommend you not to weigh yourself
Because you might get scared
And don't look at yourself in the mirror
When you get out of the shower
Don't be sad anymore, what does it matter
The year is about to end
If you go shopping just remember
That you're already a size bigger
When there are selfies, don't take them
And always hide in the back
Wear a jacket or a thick sweater
That way you'll hide your belly
And a scarf will help you disguise
That double chin
If you couldn't lose weight
Even less during Christmas
You might as well have another tamale
And start over in a month
Don't worry, it's normal
To be fatter during Christmas
The belly is proportional
To joy and happiness
And we want to wish you today
A very Merry Christmas