Trusa

What's up with you?
Tell me, wow
My boyfriend wears briefs, they look horrible on him, I think that's not in style anymore
It looks really bad on a man, there's no excuse
He should wear good boxers, not fruit-themed briefs
Those are what my dad wears, and poor mom
With those, you really don't feel like it

He was pulling down his pants, and I see his underwear, no way
His briefs made me lose interest, and he asked me what happened
Those are the ones my mom bought me, they still hold up, they're not that bad
Not wearing underwear is useless, seriously, send him to the corner
Fruit of the Loom, seriously, how lame
Surely it has a cinnamon slit

Oh no, you're right, wearing those briefs will kill the passion
I had to tell him and he got upset
But he had such worn-out briefs
If you wear good underwear, they'll be impressed, buddy
And no one will resist you, wear quality boxers
So they'll say oh daddy
Come over here, cutie