Ai Wilson Vai!

I wasn't born gay, it was my father's fault.
Who hired a guy named Wilson to be the foreman.
I saw the dude showering and the size of his package was too much!
Besides being beautiful, it was too much!

I turned gay and embraced it.
The art of pederasty and one day I could smile.
I asked Wilson to marry me and the donkey accepted.
The honeymoon was in Egypt.
I went to bed and screamed and said

Hey, go slow my love
Don't go hard, I'm still a girl and don't want to feel pain
Treat me like a girl, Vaseline please
It looks like Rambo!
With his bazooka at my neck I said

Go, ah Wilson go
Rub your package on my face, go back and forth
I screamed for the big one
I almost choked, I almost vomited
Ah Wilson go, ah Wilson go
Hey hey!