El Catador
Los Tucanes de Tijuana
The Taster
Chicago was the city
Where the events went down
When they delivered a load
Several guns went off
They wanted to pull a fast one
But they got caught instead
Instead of good stuff
They got wheat flour
And when the taster tried it
He sneezed like crazy
And in code he told the boss
100% positive
The sneeze was a warning
That the load was no good
100% positive
Still, he kept saying
But to make them believe
It was quality merchandise
They wanted to pass off a cat
But they didn’t realize
They had a good taster
With a devil’s nose
Who could sniff out from afar
All the good and the bad
And without a second thought
They took everyone down
The taster got paid
For giving the heads up
And renewed his contract
For the same services
Take care, gentlemen
And don’t do bad things
Never be opportunistic
Because life comes to an end
Remember the saying well
That those who do wrong, end up wrong.
