El Narizón

I have it a bit crooked
But it doesn't harm me
My girlfriend goes crazy
She kisses and caresses it

I also have it very thick
And its size is very big
The neighbors envy me more
When they invite me to the bathroom

All the girls from Jalisco
Like it because it's big
They want me to lend it to them
For a night of drinks

The people from Nayarit
Say don't worry
It's not very big
We've seen bigger

Various people from Sonora
Tell me it's fake
I tell them to touch it
And they die of laughter

It stands out a lot from the side
But I won't operate on it
If God made it like that
I'll leave it like that

What a nose
It was given to me
Well, why not
If I'm a toucan

I'm big-nosed
What can I do
I'll give
Whatever it asks for

(the whole thing repeats again)