El Colesterol

The doctor told me, very seriously
That I'm a bit overweight
No more fats, sugar, or flour
No more sweets that make me chubby
No more fats, sugar, or flour
No more sweets that make me chubby

With my cholesterol at 300
The craving almost overpowers me
And to top it off, my faithful little woman
Lovingly shouts at me from the kitchen
And to top it off, my faithful little woman
Lovingly shouts at me from the kitchen

Do you want me to cook you some pork rinds?
A piece of ham?
Or do you prefer fried chicken, my love?
No, the pork rinds are very tasty
Your chicken and your ham
But not right now, sweetheart

What's wrong with you, sweetheart?
You've always been a big eater
And today you're being picky, my chubby one
No, thank you very much, but no
The doctor ordered me to tighten my belt

It's because my cholesterol is rising, my love
My cholesterol is rising
It's because my cholesterol is rising, baby
My cholesterol is rising
It's because my cholesterol is rising, my little woman
My cholesterol is rising
It's because my cholesterol is rising, my little darling
My cholesterol is rising

With my cholesterol at 300
The craving almost overpowers me
And to top it off, my faithful little woman
Lovingly shouts at me from the kitchen
And to top it off, my faithful little woman
Lovingly shouts at me from the kitchen

Do you want me to cook you some pork rinds?
A piece of ham?
Or do you prefer fried chicken, my love?
No, the pork rinds are very tasty
Your chicken and your ham
But not right now, sweetheart

What's wrong with you, sweetheart?
You've always been a big eater
And today you're being picky, my chubby one
No, thank you very much, but no
The doctor ordered me to tighten my belt

It's because my cholesterol is rising, my love
My cholesterol is rising
It's because my cholesterol is rising, baby
My cholesterol is rising
It's because my cholesterol is rising, my little woman
My cholesterol is rising
It's because my cholesterol is rising, my little darling
My cholesterol is rising