Que Monstruos Son

On a dark night of terrible storm
there in Sacasonapan they started to scream
those creepy monsters Frankenstein and Blackman
ate vampire quesadillas with pipian
-come on kids, sit on my lap
I’m gonna tell you stories about monsters
come on kid, don’t be scared-
La Llorona danced in Aquaman's arms
and Dracula was getting down to the cha-cha-cha
Morticia was styling her hair with caramel and turpentine
while the werewolf howled without a break

chorus
what monsters are
-catch that kid, don’t let him escape,
find him Frankenstein-
what monsters are
what monsters are

in a rubber cage, hanging from a dragon
there was a little bird singing five in tune
Ciriaca the calacalaca danced the Charleston
and I was feeling a huge tortilla cramp

what monsters are
-it’s that damn old pervert.
what monsters are
cross cross, let the devil go and let Jesus come.
what monsters are
-you little brat, you’ll see...
what monsters are

then a crazy cat, gazed at the moon
swimming poor thing, howling he was stuck
from slices of air, he died of indigestion
that poor kitty, died, died, died

what monsters are x4

danced La Llorona in Aquaman's arms
and Dracula was getting down to the cha-cha-cha
Morticia was styling her hair with caramel and turpentine
while the werewolf howled without a break

what monsters are

-come on man, tell Morticia and La Llorona to chill out, filthy old ladies,
-stop putting on that show, separate them with water...

what monsters are x3

-is that you Homer
-there you are, repulsive Homer
-hey get away, you’re a werewolf
-damn sicko....