La Torcida

Oh! Oh! Oh!
You have to understand
That we didn't go to mess around
We took a plane
And they will pick us up
The witches of Eastwick
Took us to the hotel
The groom and the bride
Didn't even know what to do

We went to a bar
And we wanted to drink
We ordered three beers
And they gave us cough syrup
The damn black guy
Tried to invite us
But we told him
We're already: At high sea!

In this ceremony
The story will change
They crash into the glass and now they are husband and wife
Oh, oh, oh oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

We are in the church
And we were shouting cheers!
The priest who was Chinese
Was singing: Only You
The party was starting
With great tranquility
And the dumb blonde
Kicks us out of the place

We ate aspirin
Swallowed gelatin
And even the chairs
Are in the pool
Oh!

I want to get drunk
We ate aspirin
Swallowed gelatin
And even the chairs
Are in the pool
Oh!

I want to get drunk
I want to get drunk
A, e, i, o, u, ah, ah, ah, ah