Todo Me Sale Mal

My mom tells me that everything I do,
everything I did, and everything I'll do is wrong,
I don't know why
My girlfriend tells me that everything I do,
everything I did, and everything I'll do is wrong,
I don't know why
I put in a lot of effort,
but nothing goes right

Life tells me that everything I do,
everything I did, and everything I'll do is wrong,
I don't know why
My friends tell me that everything I do,
everything I did, and everything I'll do is wrong,
I don't know why
I put in a lot of effort,
but nothing goes right

If I think it's white, it turns out to be black
if I want to light a fire, it starts to rain
I think I'm in heaven, I find myself in hell
if I want to go to the bathroom, I'll never find toilet paper

My mom tells me that everything I do,
everything I did, and everything I'll do is wrong,
I don't know why
My dog tells me that everything I do,
everything I did, and everything I'll do is wrong,
I don't know why
I put in a lot of effort,
but nothing goes right

If I think it's light, it turns out to be heavy
if I say I love you, you're mistaken
I think I'm free, I pay the government
surely if I go to the bathroom, I'll never find toilet paper

The Father tells me that everything I do,
everything I did, and everything I'll do is wrong,
I don't know why
The nun tells me that everything I do,
everything I did, and everything I'll do is wrong,
I don't know why
I put in a lot of effort,
but nothing goes right

Nothing goes right, everything goes right,
nothing goes wrong, nothing goes right,
everything goes right