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I'm fed up with the dude
Now the guy has a restaurant
He has a bigger fridge
A nicer house than mine

He went to El Salvador
He has more hair than me
And now he's launched a tequila brand
Luisito, you're humiliating us all

Not satisfied with having a restaurant
With that enviable scalp
Now he goes and says: I'm bored
What do I do? I don't know
I can go ride a dragon in some country
I can go to Alaska to punch a penguin to death
Or I can launch my own tequila brand

Then comes Ibai
Oh, today I announce an event
And what he announces is crap
Compared to yours, Luisito
You're screwing us all

Or comes Rubius: Wow, you'll see
He pulls out a briefcase with some Pokémon cards
Luisito, enough! Stop now
You're humiliating us all

Not satisfied with having a restaurant
With that enviable scalp
Now he goes and says: I'm bored
What do I do? I don't know
I can go ride a dragon in some country
I can go to Alaska to punch a penguin to death
Or I can launch my own tequila brand

How do we announce ourselves later
Oh, watch out, are things coming?
Go on a trip, take photos
But stop doing these things
He's about to announce
This afternoon I got bored, I bought Google
Sure, dude, come on
It really can't be

Not satisfied with having a restaurant
With that enviable scalp
Now he goes and says: I'm bored
What do I do? I don't know
I can go ride a dragon in some country
I can go to Alaska to punch a penguin to death
Or I can launch my own tequila brand

I'm fed up with the dude
I'm fed up with the dude
Now the guy has a restaurant
He has a bigger fridge
I'm fed up with the dude
I'm fed up with the dude
He went to El Salvador
He has more hair than me
More hair than me