El Webón

And today I'm out partying and feeling good
Ain't that right?

Look at where I am, and I'm a true mountain man (and quite a bit)
Strutting on the red carpet, dressed to impress, all in Louis Vuitton (so fine)
My mom's praying for me while I'm out just having a blast
That’s what she said, while I was just grinding away
Twenty pairs of new Air Forces (in every color)

What I have, I owe to no one
I can afford octopus and caviar but I just want rice and eggs
Every month a new car
What I have, I owe to no one
I can afford octopus and caviar but I just want rice and eggs (oh, how delicious)

So let’s go, quick, I’m about to catch up (the slacker's got it)
Used to ride the bus, now I fly in a plane (the slacker's got it)
Always a stubborn sheep, never a docile lamb (the slacker's got it)
I don’t pay rent anymore, I’ve got a mansion (the slacker's little house)

Beautiful, beautiful
And here I go, big man!
And let’s get it going, the slacker's got it
Uh

Today I got a gift, a parrot from the Amazon
It cost a pretty penny because it speaks several languages (what?)
I’ve got the DeLorean parked, just in case I have restrictions
And in the stable, I’ve got a five-legged horse (exotic)
They looked at me all weird for asking for a hot drink
And it was because I was in Paris with the Eiffel Tower nearby (man, what a shame)

So let’s go, quick, I’m about to catch up (the slacker's got it)
Used to ride the bus, now I fly in a plane (the slacker's got it)
Always a stubborn sheep, never a docile lamb (the slacker's got it)
I don’t pay rent anymore, I’ve got a mansion (the slacker's little house)

Thanks a lot to my mom for praying so much (the slacker's got it)
Whoever wants pork cracklings, raise your plate (the slacker's got it)
So mix the custard (the slacker's got it)
I want beer, aguardiente, and rum (serve it up for the slacker)

And the slacker's got it.