Estoy Enamorado y John Cena No Lo Entiende (feat. Drake Bell)

[John Cena]
Hello?
[Josh Peck]
It's Josh, brother

[John Cena]
Who?
[Josh Peck]
Is Drake there, Cena?

[John Cena]
No, he's not here, and don't be talking to this house, please

[Drake Bell]
Cena?

[John Cena]
What do you want, woman!?

[Drake Bell]
Has Josh called you?

[John Cena]
Yes, and I don't know why he calls my cell if it's mine

[Drake Bell]
What? But everything of mine is yours

[John Cena]
How is mine yours?
And I didn't know!
Don't talk nonsense and go back to the dinnCena!

[Drake Bell]
Don't be a macho, Cena
Can't you believe it?
That in 2018, if you insult me, you'll offend me

[John Cena]
Well, you and your feminism, I don't give a damn
You don't say that when I deposit your paycheck every two weeks
Oh, I'm independent, you dare to say
You should seduce my Cena instead

[Drake Bell]
Men are all the same!
And just because they're handsome
They think they have the freedom to use me like a rag

[John Cena]
I don't give a damn if I'm macho or lucena
All I want is for you to give me the tasty Cena
Every day you're less of a slut, Drake, you put a lot of obstacles
I remember that at the beginning, you adored my machismo

[Drake Bell]
You don't understand me, Cena, I'm not the slut anymore
I want equality with an expensive and fine wedding

[John Cena & Drake Bell]
I'm in love and John Cena doesn't get it

[John Cena]
I don't understand, and I don't care to understand!
Go stick a cucumber up there!

[John Cena & Drake Bell]
My buttocks and nepe belong to him

[John Cena]
I'll just ignore you and go to the offiCena

I know you don't care about living with picena
You even started listening to Mon Laferte
These kinds of bitches need a spanking
But they act all innocent and come up with bullshit

[Drake Bell]
Hey, this is different!
And not to be an asshole
Invite me to dinner first and be a gentleman

[John Cena]
Now even with this
And what about your ice cream?
I'm starting to regret saying I love you, Drake

[Drake Bell]
Don't you dare, Cena, you'll regret it!

[John Cena]
We could fuck, but you prefer to argue!
Understand me, Drake, it's not that I don't love you
But you're so hot and you turn me on like a beast

[Drake Bell]
Do you love me, Cena?
And am I your sweet tooth?
Alright then, explain what you were doing with the neighbor!

[John Cena]
Oh Drake, I can explain
I was helping her with
Training is what I was doing!

[John Cena & Drake Bell]
I'm in love and John Cena doesn't get it

[John Cena]
Look, all I understand is that if you act like this
You'll be out on the street!

[John Cena & Drake Bell]
My buttocks and nepe belong to him

[John Cena]
I'll just ignore you and go to the offiCena

[Drake Bell]
Hi Josh, yeah
We're getting married

[John Cena]
Woman, hang up that phone!

[Drake Bell]
Oh, here we go again
We'll plan the wedding in a bit, OK?

[Josh Peck]
Yeah, I'll swing by later

[John Cena]
I don't want what happened to cousin Chona
She married a kid and he stopped her from being tough!
Understand me, Drake, don't ruin our lives
You don't need to be my husband to get your fucks!
You know gay marriage isn't legal
So forget that and come give me a handjob!

[Drake Bell]
Oh no

[John Cena]
Don't act innocent, you little shit!
Then why the hell?

[Drake Bell]
Disgusting

[John Cena & Drake Bell]
I'm in love and John Cena doesn't get it

[John Cena]
Hey stubborn
I don't know why you're making a fuss, I don't know

[John Cena & Drake Bell]
My buttocks and nepe belong to him

[John Cena]
I'll just ignore you and go to the tasty offiCena

Come on, Drake, I don't want to argue with you
Go stick this cucumber up there

[Drake Bell]
Don't bother me anymore, Cena, forget it

[John Cena]
Then make me a sandwich!

[Drake Bell]
I'm leaving, Josh came for me, huh

[John Cena]
Why did he come for you?

[Drake Bell]
Bye

[John Cena]
Don't tell me you're planning the wedding
I'm getting
I'm getting the vapors, Drake, please

[Drake Bell]
I love you, Cena

[John Cena]
Well, I can't
You know how it is
I love you, Drake