Cinturón De Castidad

This story I tell you
Is about a medieval warrior
Who places
The chastity belt on his wife

As he goes to the crusades
He can only trust
In a very friendly count
Whom he goes to visit

Here is the key
In case I die in battle
Then and only then
You will free my wife

Go calmly noble friend
Kill infidels without mercy
For being so just and good
I must guard your wife

It is not tied with ropes
A powerful dragon
It is not covered with iron
A torrent of passion

True love
Is not a friend
Of chastity

True love
Is not a friend
Of chastity

But as soon as he left
A strong gallop is heard
It's his friend approaching
He must want to tell him something

Check your pouch
You have to fix a mess
The key you gave me
Is the wrong key

Now the knight
Is extremely annoyed
How did the count find out
That it's the wrong key

To top it off among the troops
There is an unparalleled teasing
They bought him a Viking helmet
And want to give it to him

It is not tied with ropes
A powerful dragon
It is not covered with iron
A torrent of passion

True love
Is not a friend
Of chastity

True love
Is not a friend
Of chastity