Me Acusa

Dani accuses me
When he loses something
But if he looks for the culprit
He shouldn't look at me

He says I make excuses
That I took a dislike to him and
That's why I hid his blouse
And I can't stand it anymore
He doesn't admit that I'm telling the truth
Those who do are our pets

Because if you pay attention
You'll see the cat passing by
Playing with all your clothes
And where's the ferret?
Did he take
The socks under the sofa?

If it's the kitty then it's okay
He does whatever he wants
With Humita, they're the ones in charge here
They don't answer to a human, man

Cat
I forgive you
Even if you're maybe a little naughty
I can't stay mad at you for a second
Nor with the ferret who eats soap

I can't believe
What's wrong with him?
He thought it was me
And I was going crazy

As revenge, I stole a chocolate from him
And left the wrapper on the cat's bed

Because if you pay attention
You'll see the cat passing by
Playing with all your clothes
And where's the ferret?
Did he take
The socks under the sofa