Short Dick Man

Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Machito:
hey buddy, hey brother
I don't pay attention to the rumors about me
because I am a real man! machito is my name by birth
and you, woman, I can't understand what you say
that I'm not a rider for your saddle, take a look below the
waist
and you'll see,
it's not a matter of size, what's important never fails me
and you know well when I enter dressing rooms
I am the applause of all sectors
because what I have, I have with pride
what you talk about is pure nonsense
hey Woman, what you lack in my condition is a good roll in the hay

Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
Machito: I can't understand what you say
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin' tweezers and put that little thing away
Machito: hey woman!
Diamanda: that has got to be the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: it's time to make the walls tremble!

Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Start jumping start jumping
Start jumping start jumping
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Start jumping start jumping
Start jumping start jumping

Machito: hey woman!
Machito: it's time to make the walls tremble!

Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: hey buddy, hey brother
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: hey buddy, hey brother
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Start jumping start jumping
Start jumping start jumping
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Start jumping start jumping
Start jumping start jumping
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Start jumping start jumping
Start jumping start jumping
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Start jumping start jumping
Start jumping start jumping

Diamanda: Uh! Uh! Uh!...
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
Machito: hey woman, what do you know about me?
I can't understand what you say
Diamanda: You need to put your pants back on honey

Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't (hey buddy, hey brother)
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
don't don't Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no Don't want no Don't want no (hey buddy, hey
brother)
Don't want no short dick man

Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Start jumping start jumping
Start jumping start jumping
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Start jumping start jumping
Start jumping start jumping

Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Start jumping start jumping
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Start jumping start jumping
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Start jumping start jumping
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Start jumping start jumping

Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing
Machito: I can't understand what you say
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin' tweezers and put that little thing away
Machito: hey woman!
Diamanda: that has got to be the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: it's time to make the walls tremble!