Roast Yourself

This is the big-browed one from YouTube
That I'm ugly but I have attitude
Saying you were in the magazine
Tell me how you did it with so few subs

This is the big-browed one from YouTube
That I'm ugly but I have attitude
Saying you were in the magazine
Tell me how you did it with so few views

This is the channel of Mafe Mendez
That if I'm famous it's for being easy, you understand me!
I don't know how to speak English?
But bitches: I don't care

You snuck into the golden squad
And with Santi Maye you want to stay
Don't worry, keep it fresh
Keep uploading a video every month

Well!
Do you think you're viral?
With a video that's not even on your channel?
Fatal!

Stop the party already
Never
So you learn what Colombia is

This is the big-browed one from YouTube
That I'm ugly but I have attitude
Saying you were in the magazine
Tell me how you did it with so few subs

This is the big-browed one from YouTube
That I'm ugly but I have attitude
Saying you were in the magazine
Tell me how you did it with so few views

Friends, I'm sick, I can't record
No, just kidding!
Some ask me if I eat well
That I'm skinny and there's nothing to grab onto
Others shout at me to stop eating!
(Exercise, start running)
More bruised than a banana in the square
You leave everyone who hugs you worried
Friends, what happens is that I have
Idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura
Idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura
Idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura
Idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura

This is the big-browed one from YouTube
That I'm ugly but I have attitude
Saying you were in the magazine
Tell me how you did it with so few subs

This is the big-browed one from YouTube
That I'm ugly but I have attitude
Saying you were in the magazine
Tell me how you did it with so few views

That I treated Christian like an idiot
To become famous with Alejo
I don't understand what they're talking about so much
If I messed up, it was with Debryan
Uh, I was like crazy
But anyone can make a mistake
Don't worry, I'm fine
Don't follow my example
No, seriously, for real

This is the big-browed one from YouTube
That I'm ugly but I have attitude
Saying you were in the magazine
Tell me how you did it with so few subs

This is the big-browed one from YouTube
That I'm ugly but I have attitude
Saying you were in the magazine
Tell me how you did it with so few views