El Señor de Los Gramillos

I need a means
To be able to get out
Of boredom and tedium
And live in chaos

Hello, my owner
I am your remedy
I can help you

If he leaves his path
He leaves it seriously
He will party hard

And you will see that in me
Everything is fun
In my world you sleep
Only once a month

I can make the crickets talk
I am the Lord of the Gramillos
Say the magic words and I will come
Hyrule Ion Machine!

Hyrule Ion Machine

I have a band of rock goblins
The Chiquititos Band
They do heavy versions of Nino Gramo
And Satan sings

For lights and effects, Torquemada
In fires, he is the best
As go-go dancers I have two burnt witches
They move with ardor

And you will see that in me
Everything is fun
In my world you sleep
Only once a month

I can make the crickets talk
I am the Lord of the Gramillos
Say the magic words and I will come

Hyrule, Hyrule, Hyrule, Hyrule, Ion Machine
Hyrule, Hyrule, Hyrule, Ion Machine
Hyrule, Hyrule, Hyrule, Ion Machine
Hyrule, Hyrule, Hyrule, Ion Machine
Hyrule, Hyrule, Hyrule, Ion Machine
Hyrule, Hyrule, Hyrule, Ion Machine
Hyrule, Hyrule, Hyrule, Ion Machine
Hyrule, Hyrule

And you will see that in me
Everything is fun
In my world you sleep
Only once a month

I can make the crickets talk
I am the Lord of the Gramillos
Say the magic words and I will come

And you will see that in me
Everything is fun
In my world you sleep
Only once a month

I can make the crickets talk
I am the Lord of the Gramillos
Say the magic words and I will come
Hyrule Ion Machine!