La Triste Historia de Jimmy Tiro En El Pie
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The Sad Story of Jimmy Shot in the Foot
A thousand stories I heard
Some of them unbelievable
None of them comes close to the one
I'm going to tell you today
Jimmy was his name
His hobby was hunting
Nothing else in the whole world
He was so bad at
Jimmy walked through the forest without thinking
His steps sounded like a bomb exploding
He hid behind a tree to later find out
That a bear was behind
With his tongue out poor Jimmy ran away
He descended the nearest slope he saw
When it was too late to brake he stumbled
Down the hill he fell
Turns and hits
And spins later
Several snakes
Rolled with him
No one clumsier could be born
Everything he tries goes wrong
Tell and share wherever you are
The sad story of poor Jimmy Shot in the foot
A great idea Jimmy had when he realized
That hunting was dangerous for him
He went to the lake where he imagined
That fishing would suit him better
He approached the shore and sat with a fishing rod
The rifle barrel he rested on his right foot
A huge crocodile was walking around
He saw it coming too late
Scared to death
He tried to shoot
And out of nerves
He shot his thumb
No one clumsier could be born
Everything he tries goes wrong
Tell and share wherever you are
The sad story of poor Jimmy Shot in the foot
With his right foot bloodied he decided
In pain and humiliated like cannon fodder
That things could still get much worse
And he went to the town's bar
The drunks in the place already knew him
For his poor aim when he was about to vomit
Every night he chose a place even worse
Than the one from the night before
O'Brian's widow
Wanted to have
A party with anyone
Except him
No one clumsier could be born
Everything he tries goes wrong
Tell and share wherever you are
The sad story of poor Jimmy Shot in the foot
Stubborn and relentless, never stopping drinking
He repeats his story until dawn
If you think this tale is a bit cheesy
Wait to hear the story of Mary Shot in the...
