Piropos finitos

I would like to be a lemon
to season your pussy,
I would like to be a turd
to go through your hole,
delicious wax.
I would eat you up to the placenta,
if only I were a cop,
to arrest you

(chorus)
"I am the microwave"
you get hot with a finger
"I am the artichoke"
you have a nice ass
"I am the piñata"
birthdays that make you break
"I am the beach towel"
everyone steps on you

if only I were a laxative
to make you shit,
if only I were a ladybug with wings
to make the toad fly,
my dear, your dad
didn't have a dick, he had a paintbrush
present at the gynecologist
to suck on his gloves

you're like hot Tapsin day, hot night.
do you want to start making the pissers fight
your ass is so big and I like it so much
that you could lend me your hole to make my own curanto

(chorus)
"I am the aspirin"
good for this head
"I am the microwave iron"
everyone gropes you
"I am the match"
with a touch you get hot
"I am the scissors"
you don't work if you pass open

if only I were red tide
to contaminate your seafood,
tell me who put it in
so I can go suck his dick
I would put an orange in your mouth
and suck your hole until I get Fanta
if only I were a gardener
to plant your mushroom
I would eat your shit
by the spoonful
why don't you sit
on my dick
miss why don't you take a seat
but on my dick

(chorus)
"I am the microwave"
you get hot with a finger
"I am the artichoke"
you have a nice ass
"I am the piñata"
birthdays that make you break
"I am the beach towel"
everyone steps on you
"I am the aspirin"
good for this head
"I am the microwave iron"
everyone gropes you
"I am the match"
with a touch you get hot
"I am the scissors"
you don't work if you pass open