El Amor No Tiene Edad

I don’t care that your grandma’s acting all prim, looking like a polar bear.
I don’t care that your grandma’s always coughing up phlegm, love has no age.
I don’t care if your grandma’s fat, or ugly, I don’t care how she smells.
I don’t care if she’s a pain, I don’t care if she’s a mess, love has no age.

I don’t care, I don’t care, it doesn’t bother me at all, and I’m gonna marry her.
I don’t care, I don’t care, I’m just in it for the cash. When I inherit, I’ll take her out.

And I don’t care that your grandma’s missing all her teeth, I don’t care that she can barely walk.
I don’t care how many minutes she’s got left, love has no age.

I don’t care, I don’t care, it doesn’t bother me at all, and I’m gonna marry her.
I don’t care, I don’t care, I’m just in it for the cash. When I inherit, I’ll take her out.