Mofándose Están

Little by little they have been eating up your ground and now, every time, you have less control even though you never had any.
And your image has been rotting as all the riffraff have been daring to bring to light what they already thought.
And they have made millions of cartoons.
Long ago you have been hovering around the thin and subtle line that separates illustrious and renowned men from jesters.
It started with a slight whisper when some clueless person broke wind and right now we are on our way to burst out laughing:
Burst out laughing all around.

They are mocking you, juan carlos, they are mocking you.
They are mocking you, juan carlos, they are mocking you.
And they couldn't care less about your sacred beret.
You are irrelevant now. They point at you, make a circle.
They are mocking you, juan carlos, they are mocking you.
They are mocking you, juan carlos, you, juan carlos, you.

The idle gossips whisper that you do things that in no way correspond to a clever mind.
And those brutish people proclaim that the dissolute and vicious life is the only life you enjoy.
They say you go out partying.

Leafing through history books, I have been looking at bovine faces with mongoloid appearance attached to fat bodies.
This infamous past scum wasted their scarce talent in giving a hard time to every unfortunate person who crossed their path.
But, at least, they were listened to.

They are mocking you, juan carlos, they are mocking you.
They are mocking you, juan carlos, they are mocking you.
And they couldn't care less about your sacred beret.
You are irrelevant now. They point at you, make a circle.
They are mocking you, juan carlos, they are mocking you.
They are mocking you, juan carlos, you, juan carlos, you.

And what can you do, juan carlos? You wouldn't think of beheading them!
Nor can you hang them. Nor can you even touch them.
If I were you, juan carlos, I would choose to let it go.
You will suffer silently from your hemorrhoids for years anyway.