El Baño

I've been trying to figure out
How many days I could go without bathing
But my girlfriend asked me not to be a pig anymore
Because she couldn't stand the smell of my body

And even though I had to shower
Deep down I knew
That without any trouble I could go
At least 15 days

And if nobody was bothered, I was sure
Instead of enduring two weeks, I'd go for a whole month

As a kid, my mom used to lock me in the bathroom
And I couldn't come out until I bathed
The kids in the neighborhood called me 'the oil'
Because I never mixed with water for fun

People tell me not to be a pig anymore
And everyone recommends that I scrub my ar...m
It hurts from scrubbing so much and it seems like the dirt
Is finally going to come off

Every time I shower, the drain gets clogged
That's why I only shower once a year

And I don't harm anyone when I don't shower
I turn into water but it's not a trick either

The Three Wise Men never brought me toys
Instead, they left me bars of soap in bundles
To save themselves, the teachers always excused me
As long as I never showed up to their classes

My buddies never invite me to party anymore
All because they say I smell like the ver...
If you decide, you go take a shower
And even if everyone tells me, I'm not going to change

Every time I shower, the drain gets clogged
That's why I only shower once a year

And I don't harm anyone when I don't shower
I turn into water but it's not a trick either