Robot

When your dad certified your lover
He found out that the robot he had invented
Was so submissive and sweet
He didn't hesitate to make him his future son-in-law

So in two weeks you kicked me to the curb
Claiming that the robot kissed better
And I didn't know what to do or say
Because you can't compete with a damn blender

So that you don't even think
About me or have any doubts
Your dad gave your robot husband
The face of a really handsome and famous actor

And I think you liked the idea
Of everyone finding out and seeing you
Walking down the streets proud
Arm in arm with that thing

And every time I pass by your house
And he kisses you on the terrace
I want to scream at you

No no no no
Don't do this to me
Because no no no
I deserve better
No no no no
Don't do this to me
Because no no no
I deserve better

And everywhere I go I see you
Kissing your appliance Romeo
Thinking about him putting his big rubber hands
In places you wouldn't let me even as a joke

And I haven't lost hope that one day
Your lover's damn battery will die
And you'll come running to ask for my forgiveness
Convinced that there are things a human does better

But when I pass by your house
And he kisses you on the terrace
I want to scream at you

No no no no
Don't do this to me
Because no no no
I deserve better
No no no no
Don't do this to me
Because no no no
I deserve better