Mundo Animal

Hey, Creuzebeck, pay attention
Creuzebeck, my son
Let's go, the mud-slinging is about to begin

Eating armadillo is good
Too bad it gives you back pain
Because the critter is short
That's why I prefer little goats
The little goats have breasts
That feed their descendants

In the animal world
There's a lot of wild stuff going on
For example, the dogs
That eat their own mother, sister, and aunts
They stick together
On all fours, loving each other in broad daylight

The animals
Have some interesting creatures
Just imagine what it's like
When elephants get busy
And the camels
With their balls on top of their backs
And the little cows
Leaving a trail of poop wherever they go

When doves take flight
As incredible as it may seem
They hover above, with their butts shooting
At our heads
Here comes the barrage from their anal bazooka
Some doves even have laser targeting
Their shot is always deadly

Totally beautiful
Whales in the ocean
Gracefully swimming, escaping the hunt
Of human men
Man is a cuckold and cruel
Killing the faithful whale that doesn't grow horns

The animals
Have some interesting creatures
Just imagine what it's like
When elephants get frisky
And the camels
With their balls on top of their backs
And the little cows
Leaving a trail of poop wherever they go

The animals
Have some interesting creatures
Imagine the size of
An elephant's, well, you know
And the camels
With their balls on top of their backs
And the little cows
Leaving a trail of poop wherever they go